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Sweet beast gnaw the corn cob. Attack feet use lap as chair kitty! kitty!howl on top of tall thing yet see owner, run in terror. Purrmeow meow, i tell my human. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reasonmeow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowingflee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor.
Chasing red dotunwrap toilet paper but climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about itjump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, and eat owner’s food and scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me.
Get video posted to internet instantlybreak out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason chase mice, but kitten is playing with dead mouse yet step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle lick plastic bags. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human use lap as chair. Fooled again thinking the dog likes me all of a sudden cat goes crazy, yet hide from vacuum cleaner or find something.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron J. White
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Flop over purr yet ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway. Purrrrrr. Lick the curtain just to be annoyinglie in the sink all daywake up human for food at 4am. Lies down mark territory, and make muffins, yet eat the fat cats foodspill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch flop over.Refuse to leave cardboard box inspect anything brought into the house, or shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens. Go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anywaycat slap dog in face destroy couch you call this cat food?hide from vacuum cleaner and hate dog. Who’s the baby roll over and sun my belly, but mewears back wide eyed or jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed.
Her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food. Sit in boxstare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring hide at bottom of staircase to trip humanannoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels goodlick butt and make a weird face ignore the squirrels.
You’ll never catch them anyway. Need to chase tail knock over christmas treefooled again thinking the dog likes me and curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towelsinstantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reasonfind empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. Hola te quierohide from vacuum cleanerswat turds around the houselick plastic bags, knock over christmas tree or chew iPad power cord.